omg - just cracking up throughout your post! Imagine! Your photo used as a meme - wonderful! I love your cats too - I'm very much a cat person though I don't have any right now.
At my school (mind, only about 160 students total), we had 2 Jasons but we had usually 2 or 3 Eric/Eriks per class! (That's what happens in a Scandinavian-rich community!) We also had a lot of guys named Chris in one form or another.

I found you today because @zorank featured you in the Pay it Forward Curation contest. Keep up the great work!