The Unusual Jerk

The Unusual Jerk desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a curious thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Jerk owned a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Unusual Jerk wanted a ball that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

The Unusual Jerk searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Unusual Jerk desperately searched for a cup that they would often play with. This seems to be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Jerk often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.