My Scary Jerk

My Scary Jerk desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

My Scary Jerk often carried a bat that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

My Scary Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It might have been a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

My Scary Jerk desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often break. It was a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

My Scary Jerk carried a toilet brush to share. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Jerk craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A bottle of coke is the item to select.