My Retarded Jerk

My Retarded Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. It would have been an original thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand to smash. It would have been a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Jerk desperately desired a melon to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Jerk desired a cup that they would break. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Jerk often carried a pen that they would drop. It should be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

My Retarded Jerk always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.