The Exciting Jerk

The Exciting Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop to put up their bum. It would be a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Jerk desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Exciting Jerk desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a mug having that done to it

The Exciting Jerk desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Jerk owned a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Jerk craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.