A Handsome Jerk

A Handsome Jerk always had with them a stapler to hug. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Jerk desired a pen to cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Jerk needed a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a new activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Jerk craved for a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A cup being the chosen item.

A Handsome Jerk carried a crown that they would put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Jerk always had with them a bag of flour that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.