Handsome Jerk

Handsome Jerk desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to throw. This is certainly a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Jerk carried a sponge to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Handsome Jerk always carried a wig that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Handsome Jerk desperately needed a wig that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

Handsome Jerk had a bottle of wine to experiment on. It was an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Handsome Jerk carried a cucumber that they liked to throw. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.