A Depressed Jerk

A Depressed Jerk often carried a hat that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A hat being the chosen item.

A Depressed Jerk always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

A Depressed Jerk desperately desired a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

A Depressed Jerk desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Jerk desired a cheese grater that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Jerk carried a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.