The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Different Jerk desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Jerk wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Different Jerk desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a new activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Different Jerk carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Different Jerk always had with them a spade that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was selected.