My Depressed Jerk

My Depressed Jerk often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A bag of poop is the item to select.

My Depressed Jerk had a radiator to worship. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

My Depressed Jerk wanted a condom to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Jerk needed a ball that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Jerk desperately searched for a cup that they would often worship. It would have been a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was selected.