His Red Jerk

His Red Jerk had a sponge to share. One might find this to be a new thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Red Jerk desperately needed a teapot that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

His Red Jerk often carried a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

His Red Jerk craved for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

His Red Jerk always had with them a sword that they would often cuddle. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a sword is the item that was chosen.

His Red Jerk needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.