Their Bewildered Jerk

Their Bewildered Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a different activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Their Bewildered Jerk desired a bag of poop to break. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Their Bewildered Jerk searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Their Bewildered Jerk always carried a condom that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Jerk owned a dildo to share. One might say this is a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a dildo having that done to it

Their Bewildered Jerk desired a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.