A Talented Jerk

A Talented Jerk desperately needed a CD player to put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

A Talented Jerk always carried a helmet that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

A Talented Jerk carried a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It might have been a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

A Talented Jerk desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Talented Jerk desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.

A Talented Jerk desperately searched for a spade that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.