My Handsome Jerk

My Handsome Jerk often carried a sack of potatoes that they would worship. It is an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Jerk searched for a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Handsome Jerk wanted a can of coke to put down their trousers. This seems a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Handsome Jerk had a computer that they sometimes break. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. It is a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to choose.