The Square Jerk

The Square Jerk craved for a set square that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Square Jerk needed a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a new action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Jerk had a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Square Jerk desperately desired a teapot to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Square Jerk craved for a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Jerk always kept a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.