The Adorable Jerk

The Adorable Jerk carried a wig that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Jerk desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. It is a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Jerk often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. It might be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Jerk desired a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to select.

The Adorable Jerk always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Adorable Jerk searched for a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A piece of paper would be the item that was selected.