The Energetic Jerk

The Energetic Jerk often carried a piece of paper to demolish. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Jerk needed a custard pie that they would worship. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Energetic Jerk owned a bottle of beer to experiment on. It is a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was breathtaking. A bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Energetic Jerk desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Jerk craved for a vibrator that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be epic. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Jerk owned a big sponge to smash. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.