His Eccentric Jerk

His Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. A vibrator being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Jerk desperately looked for a computer that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Jerk desperately looked for a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a funny action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Jerk found a computer that they would embrace. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Jerk found a computer to sit and look at. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a computer being the item selected.

His Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.