Their Bewildered Jerk

Their Bewildered Jerk desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Jerk always kept a vibrator that they would hug. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Jerk desperately wanted a cucumber to play with. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Their Bewildered Jerk owned a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Jerk searched for a rubber chicken to worship. It should be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Jerk desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.