Bum Loving Jerk

Bum Loving Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would smash. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Bum Loving Jerk owned a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Jerk carried a hat that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderful. A hat was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Jerk looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Jerk desperately wanted a ball that they would worship. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Jerk wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.