The Purple Jerk

The Purple Jerk desperately needed a can of coke that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A can of coke having that done to it

The Purple Jerk often carried a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Purple Jerk needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Jerk desperately needed a bag of poop that they would smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Jerk had a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Jerk desperately wanted a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a crown being the item opted for.