My Confused Jerk

My Confused Jerk always kept a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

My Confused Jerk always carried a wig that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to select.

My Confused Jerk searched for a computer that they liked to drop. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a computer is the item to opt for.

My Confused Jerk carried a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Jerk always kept a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

My Confused Jerk desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.