The Adorable Jerk

The Adorable Jerk always carried a teapot to demolish. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Adorable Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Adorable Jerk found a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Jerk always carried a melon that they liked to drop. It was a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.

The Adorable Jerk desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would hug. It might have been a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Adorable Jerk desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.