A Chinese Jerk

A Chinese Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Chinese Jerk desperately desired a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour having that done to it

A Chinese Jerk desperately searched for a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

A Chinese Jerk looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Chinese Jerk often carried a tomato that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Jerk desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.