A Purple Jerk

A Purple Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

A Purple Jerk found a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

A Purple Jerk craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

A Purple Jerk found a teapot to hug. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Jerk owned a crown that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a different action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A crown would be the item chosen.

A Purple Jerk desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop being the item opted for.