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in #jerk2 days ago

Her Magical Jerk searched for a set of lego to play with. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Her Magical Jerk desperately needed a computer that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A computer being the thing opted for.

Her Magical Jerk desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Magical Jerk desperately searched for a dildo to rub on his belly. It might be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Jerk had a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is simply life. A cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Jerk craved for a helmet that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

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