A Magical Jerk

A Magical Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Magical Jerk craved for a teapot that they liked to play with. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Magical Jerk searched for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. A melon was the thing that was selected.

A Magical Jerk wanted a teapot that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A teapot is the item to opt for.

A Magical Jerk found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Magical Jerk searched for a crown that they would play with. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be entertaining. A crown is the item to select.