Her Brainy Jerk

Her Brainy Jerk desperately looked for a set square that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set square of all things.

Her Brainy Jerk always kept a wig that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a wig being the item opted for.

Her Brainy Jerk desperately desired a lava lamp to break. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Brainy Jerk wanted a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge of all things.

Her Brainy Jerk owned a crown that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Her Brainy Jerk wanted a pen that they liked to sit and look at. It is a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.