A Determined Jerk

A Determined Jerk desperately looked for a bat that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Determined Jerk often carried a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Determined Jerk desperately searched for a crown to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was fun. A crown is the item to select.

A Determined Jerk carried a condom that they would eat. It might be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Determined Jerk craved for a melon that they liked to throw. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

A Determined Jerk always carried a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.