Their Weary Jerk

Their Weary Jerk found a piece of paper that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Their Weary Jerk often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Their Weary Jerk found a melon that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Weary Jerk always kept a melon to hug. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

Their Weary Jerk found a custard pie that they would often demolish. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Their Weary Jerk desperately needed a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. This seems a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.