The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk looked for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Different Jerk desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often embrace. It is an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Jerk searched for a sponge that they would put up their bum. It might be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Different Jerk needed a sword that they would often throw. One might say this is a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Jerk often carried a toilet brush that they would often break. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Different Jerk owned a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.