Their Green Jerk

Their Green Jerk craved for a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Their Green Jerk looked for a pint of cider that they would play with. This seems an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Their Green Jerk craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.

Their Green Jerk looked for a painting of a melon to experiment on. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

Their Green Jerk always carried a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Their Green Jerk always kept a bat to eat. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.