The Blue Jerk

The Blue Jerk desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. It should be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Blue Jerk desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often share. This seems to be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Jerk desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. It might have been a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Blue Jerk often carried a spade that they would sometimes drop. It is a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a spade of all things.

The Blue Jerk looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Blue Jerk wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.