A Brainy Jerk

A Brainy Jerk wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Brainy Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Brainy Jerk always kept a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

A Brainy Jerk had a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

A Brainy Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Jerk needed a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.