The Bum Loving Jerk

The Bum Loving Jerk desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would share. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Jerk needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Jerk always had with them a crown that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Jerk owned a dildo to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be epic. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Jerk desperately searched for a wig that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Jerk always kept a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.