The Round Jerk

The Round Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Jerk needed a pen that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Jerk needed a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Round Jerk craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Round Jerk needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Round Jerk desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.