Their Depressed Jerk

Their Depressed Jerk owned a dildo that they liked to break. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Jerk always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Depressed Jerk desperately desired a pen that they would put on his head. This is certainly a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was awe-inspring. A pen being the item opted for.

Their Depressed Jerk desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Their Depressed Jerk wanted a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was fun. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Their Depressed Jerk desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.