A Big Jerk

A Big Jerk always had with them a dildo that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Big Jerk desperately searched for a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Big Jerk looked for a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

A Big Jerk desired a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

A Big Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

A Big Jerk desperately desired a sword that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.