Her Careful Jerk

Her Careful Jerk searched for a set of lego that they liked to experiment on. It was an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Jerk carried a big sponge to cuddle. It might have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Her Careful Jerk owned a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Careful Jerk looked for a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Her Careful Jerk desperately searched for a helmet that they would break. This seems a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Careful Jerk looked for a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.