The Lonely Jerk

The Lonely Jerk carried a painting of a melon that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Lonely Jerk had a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a cheese grater to play with. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Jerk found a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

The Lonely Jerk craved for a little monkey that they would demolish. It would have been a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.