My Careful Jerk

My Careful Jerk desperately wanted a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.

My Careful Jerk carried a sword that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword having that done to it

My Careful Jerk desired a cup that they liked to share. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be sublime. A cup would be the chosen thing.

My Careful Jerk often carried a dildo that they would demolish. It is an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

My Careful Jerk searched for a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

My Careful Jerk craved for a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a different thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.