My Adorable Jerk

My Adorable Jerk often carried a melon that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Adorable Jerk owned a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Adorable Jerk desired a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a melon is the thing to select.

My Adorable Jerk desired a wig that they would embrace. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen item.

My Adorable Jerk desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

My Adorable Jerk desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.