The Foolish Jerk

The Foolish Jerk desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Foolish Jerk always carried a lava lamp to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Foolish Jerk desired a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It might have been an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Foolish Jerk found a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Jerk often carried a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Jerk desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.