A Depressed Jerk

A Depressed Jerk desperately wanted a radiator that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Jerk desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Jerk desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A pencil sharpener having that done to it

A Depressed Jerk craved for a helmet that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

A Depressed Jerk looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Jerk desired a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.