The Famous Jerk

The Famous Jerk desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Jerk desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Jerk craved for a teapot to play with. One might consider this to be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Jerk desperately searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Famous Jerk searched for a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Famous Jerk desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.