Their Hungry Jerk

Their Hungry Jerk desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Their Hungry Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

Their Hungry Jerk desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Their Hungry Jerk always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Their Hungry Jerk always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Their Hungry Jerk desired a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.