Their Famous Jerk

Their Famous Jerk looked for a bat that they liked to play with. It would be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

Their Famous Jerk found a teapot that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Their Famous Jerk desperately wanted a bat that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Famous Jerk always carried a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It is an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A condom is the item to choose.

Their Famous Jerk had a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an original thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was stunning. A wig being the item opted for.

Their Famous Jerk had a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.