Brainy Jerk

Brainy Jerk desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Jerk wanted a pen that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

Brainy Jerk often carried a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Brainy Jerk desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Brainy Jerk wanted a can of coke that they would smash. This seems a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A can of coke being the item opted for.

Brainy Jerk had a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was out of this world. A cucumber was the chosen thing.