Her Hungry Jerk

Her Hungry Jerk desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Her Hungry Jerk needed a lava lamp that they would often throw. It should be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Her Hungry Jerk desperately needed a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Hungry Jerk often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Her Hungry Jerk always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Her Hungry Jerk always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the item opted for.