The Tired Jerk

The Tired Jerk desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Jerk desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Jerk always carried a condom that they would throw. It might be a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Tired Jerk owned a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Tired Jerk desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Jerk always had with them a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been an odd operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to opt for.